HELP WANTED!! Try not to have any skeletons in your closet please [View All]

[LynneSin]

http://www.talonnews.com/statement.shtml

Statement concerning former Washington, DC correspondent Jeff Gannon

Talon News Washington, DC reporter and White House Correspondent Jeff Gannon submitted his resignation from our organization effective February 8, 2005.

I understand and support Jeff's decision, and have accepted the resignation.

We are currently evaluating candidates to fill this critical assignment, and anticipate minimal interruption of Talon's coverage of our nation's capitol and the White House in the meantime.

-- Robert R. Eberle, Ph.D.
Editor in Chief, Talon News

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First isn't it obvious that this isn't a real news organization. Heck if they get White House creditionals then I should get them too! I could be the offical WH correspondant for DU and believe me - I have plenty of skeletons in my closet (well, at least one ass shot floating around on the interenet). However, I wouldn't ask any soft-core questions no siree.

Anyhow - I think we should all apply for a job! I could probably fake being a neo-conservative!