I got a note on my door: "I've been servicing some of your neighbors [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

for three years. I am looking for new clients to service. If you don't want to be serviced, please pass this on to a neighbor or friend who does. I will come by and take apointmints {sic} in the morning. Thank you."

Who knew Jeff Gannon lived around here?


(I think the person forgot to leave another part of their sales pitch or something. That can't be all of it. But I think I'll take a pass on being "serviced" by a complete stranger. The 80s ARE over, after all.)