Reply #1: A WHOLE FUCKING LOT. [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

It pisses me the hell off.

Now, a one second glance or whatever doesn't piss me off. I realize it happens. No biggie. Besides, with these bad boys, it's kind of hard NOT to notice them.

BUT what really gets my goat is when it is longer than that, more obvious than that and/or a pattern of behavior.

I have said before "they don't talk, ya know. I'm up here."

Another time, I was in a business meeting (I can't believe I did this) and a guy who was new was being REALLY leery and would NOT stop staring. Just staring and staring and staring. I could even tell when he was looking at the right one, then the left one, then the right one, etc. My friend to the left of me even noticed and whispered to me "Damn, what is his DEAL?"

So finally I said VERY loudly "DO YOU LIKE MY TITS? IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP STARING?"

He looked rather horrified and I had about a second of feeling badly then I said, in a normal voice, "stop staring, I do have eyes."

He didn't even look at me, period, after that. Every woman in that meeting sent me a thank you email after that. I kinda feel bad about it now, but DAMN, the only way it could have been worse is if he let his tongue hang out and actually drooled on the table.

I thought about yelling "ARE YOU THIRSTY OR SOMETHING? Because I'm NOT lactating presently." But I thought that would be too much.