Reply #21: I worked with this gay guy once [View All]

[Skittles]

and I badgered him to tell me a "straight" joke. He claimed he didn't know any but I kept pressing him until he told me this:

A guy with with a woman and she goes "PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE"

So he puts his hand in there

she then goes "PUT YOUR OTHER HAND IN THERE"

So he puts his other hand in there

then she goes "NOW CLAP"

he says "I CAN'T"

and she goes "TIGHT, HUH"



this led to us arguing, me saying HEY, WOMEN AREN'T AS BIG AS BREADBOXES and him claiming ignorance because he'd never been with a woman. . . . ..

:O