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lynndew2 Donating Member (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:08 AM
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28. This is not for the light hearted
A docter tells a guy he has only 2 hours to live..He is away from his home town so he decides to go to a whore house. He then realizes he only has 10$ and asks what he can get for that.

The person says only one thing and sends him to the attic.

He knocks and hers an old ladys voice say come on in. She is rocking in her rocking chair and pops out her eye.

She pops out her eye and says please go ahead. He knows he is gonna die and goes ahead. She rocks and rocks and he eventually comes to fruition!!!

He says he wont be back but he will tell all his friends before he dies.

She replys, Great I will keep an eye open for em.
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