Reply #9: I had a summer job once, dressed in a moose suit [View All]

[ironflange]

This was in Banff National Park, for some reason there weren't a lot of animals around that summer and the tourists were complaining. So, they hired summer students to dress up as animals and stand around by the road so the visitors could get all excited. We were told in no uncertain terms to keep quiet and not let the cat out of the bag.

I was the back end of a moose. One day, as we were standing in the ditch, people's cameras clicking away, a HUGE grizzly bear came charging out of the woods, grabbed my end of the moose, and went to work. Rules, schmules, I thought, and started screaming for help! That's when the bear said, "Shut the hell up, you idiot, you're gonna get us both fired!"

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