Reply #18: Oh, to be white trash with just enough income to use a tacky hotel [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

for your reception instead of a tacky VFW or Knights of Columbus alcoholic-binge hall, and to decorate your SUV instead of your raised Ford F-150, and to wear a better rented tux than most mullet-wearing filth, and then have your bride strip naked while your beer-swilling barely literate friends and family watch while smoking name-brand cigarettes (no generics for this wedding WHOOP WHOOP!) and drinking Miller Genuine Draft (no cheap beer for this wedding! We bought entire BARRELS of it!).

I will say this, though - they are much better dressed (wedding party and guests) than the vast majority of white trash. Most of them look quite nice.

And that's a fairly good looking set of bridesmaids.