Reply #7: Make a swift, strong, swiping action with your upper forearm, . . . [View All]

[Floogeldy]

. . . striking the wrist of the hand in which the perpetrator is holding the weapon. This will knock the gun out of his hand and stun him momentarily. Then, quickly, kick him in the nuts as hard as you possibly can. When he reflexively bends over, grab the sides of his head, and shove his face as hard as you can against your knee, which you should be thrusting upwards violently at the moment of contact. This will result in spewing blood from the perpetrator's nose and send him into an even deeper state of shock. He will fall to the ground.

When he hits the ground, begin to repeatedly kick him in the ribs, face, head, and balls. By this time, he will be totally out of commission. Now, go get the gun he had in his hand.

Place the barrel of the gun on each of his ankle bones and fire. Twice.

Call the police at your earliest convenience.

B-)