LOL. VP Dick Cheney is hiding from UFOs. [View All]

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Because of the strike, the lines in the non-striking supermarket I went to today were really long, so I picked up the "Sun", a tabloid so silly, it's good for a laugh. There is no link, but I'll try to boil it down. Apparently, they claim that all the work Cheney's doing on the bunker under his house is because he's in mortal fear of attack from UFO's!

Apparently there is a classified Project Black Book that is a successor to the Air Force's project Blue Book. They said that Cheney freaked out since reading it and has increased the secrecy around it.

No one knows what is happening at the Vice Presidential residence except that everyone is complaining about explosions and heavy machinery noises. Some have spied and seen plastic wrapped bundles being lowered into holes on the property.

Oh, if you want to thumb through the Sun while waiting in line, the section on Armageddon should get all the fundie's in rupture.