Reply #1: Mr Rabbit, Mr Turtle and Mr Lizard are good friends....... [View All]

[A HERETIC I AM]

One day they decide to set out and seek their fortune. They come across a plot of land and decide on farming. "We are going to need fertilizer" says the turtle. They decide the raBbit is to go and find some manure to fertilize their garden. The Rabbit sets off and comes back 4 months later to find a HUGE mansion with gardens and fountains everywhere. He knocks on the door and a snooty butler answers. "Ummm...is the lizard here?" The butler replies "Mr. Li-ZARD IS OUT IN THE YARD. "Well, is the turtle here?" "Mr Tur-TELL IS OUT BY THE WELL. "OK, fine....tell them MISTER RA-BITT IS HERE WITH THE SHIT!"