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97. Redneck Mullet (SC Variation): nothing instills more fear into the hearts of us fellow coldnecks than a close encounter with a Reneck Mullet. Because of their unpredictability, steadfast traditionalism, and close proximity to rustic tools, this autonomous clan of mullets are considered to be some of the most dangerous nape-drapers in existence.
"From: "Todd Moore" <mtmooree@.com>
To: Mullitia Photo Division <mulletpix@mulletsgalore.com>
Subject: SC Redneck Mullet Encounter
I was driving behind this old pickup with a huge hog in the back of it. Around the bed of the truck was a makeshift wood frame to keep the hog in, but the hog was so big, he was breaking off the boards.
Suddenly, right in the middle intersection, the truck stops, and much to my amazement, out steps a textbook SC redneck Mullet! He was right there in front of me; I couldn't believe my eyes!
I saw that he was grasping a hammer, and my mind raced as I tried to remember the aggression level for the SC redneck mullet; I knew it's relatively high, and he looked pretty pissed, so my first thought was that he was going to whack the hog in the head with it.
Instead, he started banging on the wood frame to repair it. I suddenly remembered my camera in the back seat. Quickly, I fumbled around, found it, and started snapping shots.
Luckily the guy was so pissed and preoccupied with his situation, he didn't notice that i was documenting the entire event.
That batch of pix turned out beautiful; I'm getting this one framed, and sending it in to mulletsgalore.com.
Take it easy,
todd, Clemson SC"
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ Check out the bumper stickers! I live in the south so I'm used to seeing redneck mullets, but I've never seen one with a hog in a truck!