Reply #21: Was having a cyst removed... [View All]

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Anyway, it was in my left ass cheek.

I was numb and I have an allergy to epinephrine (I think). We hadn't identified what I was allergic to at the time, so needless to say, I threw up all over the floor, pillow and my face. Filled two bedpans. I had to finish the surgery lying in vomit, while the nurse tried to clean my face.

The worst part, was the cyst was kinda deep and the doctor was cutting the little fleshy attachments that were still holding it in my butt cheek - *pulling/pressure* "SNIP" *pulling/pressure* "SNIP" *pulling/pressure* "SNIP OUCH!". The anesthetic didn't go deep enough and I suddenly felt him clip a hunk of flesh from my buttock.

Hurt like a sonuvabitch and he had to do more shots inside the incision to finish the surgery. Which made me sicker, of course.