T Roosevelt
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Tue Oct-21-03 08:14 PM
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Just finished Franken's chapter "Operation Chickenhawk: Episode One" |
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OMG was that hilarious!
The below-deck cabin was tight and smelled like men at war. Journalist Specialist First Class Al Gore studied Lieutenant Kerry's strangely Semitic features. The strong jaw, the deep-set eyes, the prominent nose that spoke of the Mittel-European shtetl and the seemingly unending tragedy of the Jewish people.
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That's great, that's great," Gore said, writing furiously. "Do you mind if I tell your crew what you said about their heroism?"
Kerry scowled, and picked a chip of paint off a rusting bulkhead. "Not this crew."
Something about Kerry's tone of voice aroused Gore's reporter's instincts. "So this is a new crew?"
"New?" Kerry scoffed. "That's a charitable way to describe them. Frankly, in my two tours, I've never seen a bigger bunch of pants-pissers."
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The crew: Privates George "wakey-wakey" Bush, Dick "heart attack" Cheney, Clarence "porn freak" Thomas, John "Jesus Freak" Ashcroft, Bill "me me me" O'Reilly
The rest: Privates Newt "perspiring rifleman" Gingrich, Phil "slack-jaw" Gramm, Mortimer "Rush" Limbaugh
Special guest star: George "Stoner" Will
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