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a picture of bacon sizzling on a cast iron griddle over an open fire with MATCOM cooking and ZenLefty (or maybe ZombyWoof) standing by with emergency beer in hand and off to the side is a portable battery powered TV showing the first sighting of the three-headed fish from the Simpsons and in the back are a couple pine trees, a brown bear way in the background (actually, it's the Hamm's bear - remember him?), some hawks in the air, a few clouds, your six-person tent, a picnic table, and to top it all off a clothesline with three beach towels and one bikini hanging on it (so who's the third person - and who wears the bikini! - that's what people will want to know, and the real secret to the tattoo!).

And of course, when people ask about it, you can just be all quiet and mum and not answer and say "that's for me to know and you to find out, but even the judge had to admit it was classy and let us off with a warning, just for showing panache."