Little terrorists [View All]

[Robb]

OK, you little terrorists. I went out and bought some freakin' candy. So I get to get up every five minutes during the movie, pretend to be charmed by your little outfit, and give you that which you so self-righteously extort.

I'll have one hand on the candy basket and one on the switch for the sprinklers. Anyone taller than me goes home with frostbite.

Mess with my yard, and it's leftover Independence Day ordnance, remote switching by Estes. And believe me, I had more fun on the Fourth than you did.

After 8:00 I'll be drinking in earnest, so expect my sense of tolerance to lower accordingly.

And if you're a teenager without a costume, may God have mercy on your soul.

:spank: