jobycom
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Mon Aug-01-05 03:33 PM
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Tofu jokes are NOT FUNNY!!! |
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:grr:
I tell people I'm an atheist, they look at me funny. I tell them I'm a liberal, and they shrug. I tell them I'm a vegetarian and they launch the apocolypse on my ass! "What's wrong with you? I couldn't give up meat? How can you kill harmless little vegetables? Vegetarians don't get enough protein! (Iron, B, fill in the blank)" yadayadayada!
Then, there are constant tofu jokes. I drop something, it's because of the tofu. My car breaks, it's made of tofu. Today someone told me I had mad tofu disease!
AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, I'm better. I just haven't had my morning cup of tofu yet. Sigh.
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