Rove's nuts roasting on an open fire
Chimpy nipping at the blow
Worthless alibis being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in prison clothes
Everybody knows frog-marching and some resignations
Help to make the season bright
Happy Kossacks with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Fitzie's on his way
He's got indictments and lots of charges on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if GOPigs really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Fitzmas
Merry Fitzmas
Merry Fitzmas to you