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Fri Oct-28-05 09:39 AM
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49. They grow up to be horrible pests |
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Who run across your head at 4am, jump up and land on your unprotected belly at 4:15, knock over the alarm clock at 4:30, knock over all the pictures on the dresser at 4:45, and start shredding the newspaper next to your bed (purely for the noise effect) at 5:00.
Then, when you finally get up and have your cereal, they try to hijack the spoon on its way to your mouth, like you're not going to notice that the spoon never got to its final destination.
Vermin, pests, true evil-doers.
And climbing into your lap while you watch TV at night, or pushing aside the book to get further up on your chest when you're laying in bed doesn't mitigate this morning hell.
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