Reply #53: Beat up a friend of mine [View All]

[skygazer]

I was mad at her - can't remember why. I knew she'd be coming to the farm I lived on so I waited all day. When she drove up with another girl, I walked out and said, "Get out of the car."

She said, through the open window, "No, because you'll hit me." So I nailed her through the window, opened the door, hauled her out, paused to grab the keys and throw them in the high weeds in the pasture (so she couldn't escape) and proceeded to beat her like the proverbial redheaded step-child.

The other girl, in comical fashion, timidly approached and tapped me gently on the shoulder saying, "Skygazer... skygazer..." - I flung her aside and continued. She wandered off and looked for the keys.

It all ended when my friend managed to run off down the road. We laugh about it now... :shrug: