Random_Australian
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Sat Apr-22-06 03:27 AM
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17. The DU Lounge is like a second cantaloupe; it can neither |
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be mashed nor written in Babylonian cuneiform. I like parsley.
Here is the special Lounge initiation ceremony:
To get used to how DU works, what functions do what, et cetera.
In the little toolbar next to people's names, there are a number of items, and one of them is labelled 'Private Message'.
Private Message any four DU'ers who respond to this thread, except me of course) with this:
Subject:
Random_Australian told me you'd love this joke!
Message:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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