I just noticed yesterday that my ass has grown a little large. [View All]

[Writer]

I haven't been exercising, I've been stressed, and I've been hitting the leftover Halloween candy = LARGE ASS.

Well, I may be exaggerating a bit, but I do feel that there's a little extra badonka donk there.

But it's hard to tell. I still fit into my jeans, although they're just a bit tighter. Nothing's sagging - it just feels a bit more rotund. I stared at it for a while yesterday, and I still can't figure out just how large it is.

Does anyone have any good ass measurement tools?


~Writer the Lard Ass~



PS: I have engaged in appropriate ass reduction methods, namely biking. Hopefully that will help deflate my rather large ass.