My cat is a jewel thief. [View All]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

In particular, he steals necklaces. I'll hear *clackclackclack* and there he'll be, dragging a necklace across the floor. Just the other day he snagged a string of pearls; I have to hide all those things now. A few minutes ago I caught him digging in my purse and trying to steal my ID from work, which is on a beaded lanyard. That's the second attempt for that item.

This is the same cat who steals fuzzy socks. I wonder if he's trying to put together a weird wardrobe of some kind?