Reply #5: Don't much care what they do with my body [View All]

[FloridaJudy]

I won't be using it anymore, though I'd like it to be disposed of in an ecologically friendly manner. Green burial would work - so would sky burial, or being dissected by med students. Any useful organs would be up for grabs first, natch.

But I want a huge party for my send-off. A Jazz funeral would do it, or a happy naked Pagan dance in some green field. Lots of food, loud music and potables. And if anyone tries to read that turgid "Footprints" poem, I swear I'll come back and haunt them!

Oh, and I want it noted in my obituary that I collected pornographic Tarot cards.