Job Resume (Thank you DickSteele for the help!) [View All]

[WillParkinson]

Resimay


To hoom it mae
cunsern,


I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.



I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.



I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Sinseerly,

TOM nikname Beefy



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of
me.





















Employer's response:...



Dear Beefy-I mean TOM,


It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!