Weird things you believed as a child [View All]

[dolo amber]

I must've been 3 or 4 years old before I realized that we live ON the earth, not inside of it. I also remember thinking that when you were born you were fully clothed, came out of a door the doctor cut into your mom's belly, and could talk. :D

I can remember scraping dead flies off the window sill and placing them in any available standing water I could find, because as everyone knows, dead flies reanimate in water...:wtf:

Man, there's so many...according to my family, I was a rather odd child. :D

So what's yours? :)