I haven't been around as long as you have, but I FEEL old because, even though I'm the same age as our president-elect, my days of bouncing down a flight of stairs like he does are looong over. The knees, baby. The knees.
Although getting old does have its perks. Por ejemplo: Now that I wear my hair really short, the whiter it gets, the cooler it looks. It'll be all white very soon, and then in my mind's eye I'll look like Johhny Quest's dad's gay lover, Race Bannon. (See below...) So I got that goin' for me...which is nice.
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