If I could marry anyone, I'd marry Betty White. [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

yeah, I have the hots for Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, and Kate Winslet -

but come on, anyone with a brain and a heart and a sense of artistry has to have the ultimate hots for Betty White: hilarious, caring, intelligent, and just all around totally fucking awesome.

I'm watching a lot of Boston Legal lately, and, my God, she's just fucking awesome!

And she always has been.

If any of you disagree, I'll skittle kick your ass first and then, whatever is left, I will burn in pure hatred and ensure that, for eternity, you spend your time in a place where you can see heaven but can never enter, so that you might peer into infinity never knowing solace or hope or an end to the pain.