Guys at the hairdresser. Does this happen to you? [View All]

[Screaming Lord Byron]

So I went to get my hair cut last week. It was a bit of a mess, to say the least. I get in, the girl asks me what I want, and I reply, giving what I thought were fairly reasonable instructions. Of course, I come out looking like I'm ready to be shipped off to Nam.
This happens every time I go to the hairdresser. No matter what I request, I get the exact same haircut. Do I have a default style or something? Not that I care, but it's bizarre how whatever length or state my hair is, it always comes out looking the same.
Personally, I think my mother is calling round all these hairdressers and telling them what she wants me to have before I come in.

That must be it.