Reply #23: But the attitude of the anti-gunners is... [View All]

[krispos42]

Only people who have been judged mentally sound after a rigorous psychological screening, passed a sriminal and sexual background check, have two forms of ID, and have a legitimate need can be issued a permit to have sex. All semen will be registered with the Federal government, and there will be a statuary limit of one orgasm per month.


In fact, according to some, all sexual organs, particularly "rape-enabling assault penises", would be denied to the general public because, after all, there are other ways to get sexual satisfaction, right? And if you want the end result of sex (a kid) you don't need to have sexual organs! Just call up a fertility clinic! Let somebody else deal with it who has the proper training and equipment!

I mean, think of the children! Do you have ANY IDEA how many INNOCENT CHILDREN are SEXUALLY MOLESTED EVERY DAY IN THIS COUNTRY? I mean, I know banning sexual organs won't stop all of them, but it will HELP!!! And we need Genital-Free Zones around our schools! Don't you agree?

And even if a teacher has been issued a Concealed Genital Permit, they can't bring them on the school campus. There might be an accident or something!