Reply #4: Some of these people have serious issues. [View All]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

"When Marshall Field's employed a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme for its 2004 holiday festivities, the Chicago-born retailer received some complaints that it was promoting the homosexual lifestyle, an executive said recently.

The concerned citizens divined that there was a "hidden gay agenda" in Field's theme "because seven men were living together," Gregory Clark, vice president of creative services for Field's in Minneapolis, recounted last month at a Retail Advertising & Marketing Association conference in Chicago."

LOL! So, any time a group of men live together, they're presumed to be gay? Does that mean the whole Army is gay? Entire submarine crews? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Batman and Robin? Rock bands on tour? Does it mean that while you're going to college you can't have a same-sex roommate? WTF is wrong with these idiots?

On edit: And what about the Smurfs??