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[Maraya1969]

Got this email today. Notice how they said this came from a BLACK CANADIAN! Nothing like trying to appear non-racist - see the joke comparing Bill Clinton to a black man as president. And I've seen several of these starting off with, "It doesn't matter what party you are in - this is hilarious" Well I don't think there is anything funny about it.




Hi ya'll, enjoy this black Canadien comedian humor


Missing Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.

A black comedian was on a Canadian TV show and this is part of the dialog. He said that he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this
year.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because
he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's
finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.