Reply #9: I really do think she harbors a secret crush on him [View All]

[holboz]

Although now it's not really so secret. All of these gushy-gushy letters are far from professional and remind me of the sappy things I used to write in my diary when I was 13. Not about Bush, of course...my eyes were on a cutie in my science class. Oh, how many times I wrote that he was the "cutest boy ever!" or "the coolest boy ever!".

Do you think Harriet keeps a journal about *? I can imagine it now:

"Dear Diary,

Prez Bush nominated me for SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!! OHMIGOD! I nearly died!! I think he's finally noticed me after all these years!!!!!!!!! He's just the coolest guy EVER. I get all giddy when I see him and I'm soooo worried I'm going to say something stupid and look like a massive dweeb. He's just waaaaay cool and I totally can't believe this is happening!! Maybe there's hope that he'll dump Pickles and ask me to the next big Washington shin-dig. OHMIGOD how cool would that be if he asked me out??!!! AAAAA!

Harriet
p.s. Did I mention that Bush is the COOLEST GUY EVER?!"

Sigh. NEXT NOMINEE, PLEASE.