Reply #19: It's even more horrifying than you think.... [View All]

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I'm writing this from Eureka Springs, AR - Gay Mecca - What our favorite local preacher calls, "The most homosexual city in the south."

Yes, we've taken over Eureka Springs. But you ain't seen nothin' yet:

Today Eureka Springs, Tomorrow Toad Suck: The Planetary Gay Agenda Disclosed

Actually, the AFA movie is the latest in a series of hilarious, fundamental missteps.

Eureka's Domestic Partnership Registry (DPR) was passed unanimously, three times, by the mostly-not-gay city council. The preacher who led the resistance (mentioned above as our "favorite") tried various things to stop the DPR from going into effect. When none of his Coyote 'n Roadrunner-style schemes worked, he decided it would be a great idea to call on the AFA for help.

Oops.

The AFA called a boycott of Eureka Springs, but the only businesses that are being boycotted are the ones that cluster around the big firetrucking Jesus (it's a statue.) Then the AFA turned Eureka Springs into a perpetual fund raiser with their movie.

So now, gays, lesbians and assorted liberals frolic under the rainbow aurora borealis, and the "Christians" (I use that term with reservation) are running around hollering, "Wait! Wait! When we said boycott, we didn't mean us!"

It's kind of poetic, really.