YOUR CANDIDATE SUCKS!!! [View All]

[Bjorn Against]

YOUR CANDIDATE IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!! They have an expensive haircut, they aren't polite enough to shake people's hands, they cackle, they have a bad middle name, and they look funny.

My candidate on the other hand is PERFECT!!!!! Never mind the fact that they supported the war, supported the Patriot Act, they oppose single-payer healthcare, and they take money from corporate interests. None of that matters because your candidate does it too so they should take ALL THE BLAME while mine escapes criticism.

I am going to help my candidate unite the American people behind them. Your candidate on the other hand is going to polarize us, IF YOU ARE NOT WITH MY CANDIDATE THEN YOU ARE BEING DIVISIVE!!!!! Not me though, I am being uniting, just march in lockstep behind me and my candidate and we will have unity!

If you don't march in lockstep behind my candidate though then you are a HATER!!! You obviously want the Republicans to win in November YOU RIGHT-WING TOOL!!!! How dare you criticize my candidate?!!!??????!1!!1! Your candidate needs to be torn to shreds, but mine? Mine is untouchable.

Why do you IDIOTIC Democrats constantly have to be BASH other Democrats? I would never bash Democrats you IDIOTIC DEMOCRATS!!!

Vote for my candidate or you HATE them, get the hate of your campaign and come join with me, the person who does not hate anyone just as long as they agree with my candidate consistently.

Vote for my candidate, or you are not a true progressive!!! Damn Idiots!!!