Reply #89: NEWS FLASH - CANADA ERECTS A FENCE ON THEIR SOUTHERN BORDER [View All]

[wolfgangmo]

Dateline, the near future ... As the economic and political crisis worsens in the former USA, Canada has announced that they will be building a 6000 mile southern border bridge to keep out the rising tide of "Yankbacks" who are flooding their country with "homeless, lazy slackers who can't even play hockey, fer cryin' out loud, eh." The fence will be guarded by Mounties and vigilante groups , dubbed the defencemen, who will repel Yankbacks with hockey sticks.

"It seems to me," said Stuart McStuart, "that these southerners made their bed and they need to lie in it. And if they don't I'm just the guy to high stick 'em, eh." McStuarts' comments are typical in Canada where the overwhelming sentiment is that by ignoring rampant voter fraud, voting against their own interests, giving tax refunds to the Uber-wealthy, ignoring global warming, dismantling their social safety net, screwing up their health care, decimating their public education, and pissing off everyone on the planet all the while watching Britney Spears and American Idol blithely, that they deserve all the shit that is happening to them now.

Canada's Prime Minister, John "Where the Tim Horton's" Francois said of the crisis, "they said FU to everyone for decades. Payback is a bitch, eh."