The one you really don't want answering that phone is Sen. McLobby.
I mean, he sounds sleepy and confused during the daytime. Can you imagine what he'd sound like being awakened in the middle of the night?
Hullo. Huh? Who?
*scratch, yawn, smack*
Medevev? You tell that @#$%#$ movie critic to call me during office hours, G*ddammit! Wha? Putin's boy? I didn't know Putin had a boy.
Bums? There's always @#$%^& bums headed toward Washington. They're camped out in Lafayette Park right now. Huh? *scratch* Wha? Oh - bombs.