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ACK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 01:36 PM
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13. This is how you do it ... first pray... then
God will open up the heavens during the Democratic convention on live television.

Then a holy man will drop out of the sky. The perfect candidate.

He will have the charisma of John Edwards. The speaking ability of Bill Clinton. He will have the money raising and new media skills of Howard Dean. He will have the military background of Wesley Clark. He in his grand and perfect glory will have the grassroots organizing skills of Paul Wellstone and the grand platform of Kuinich.

He will come as our savior from the holy heavens and deliver us from the evil of John Kerry and George W. Bush. All of Village Voice will praise him and Rove will fall dead at the sight of the holy savior. All will be good with the world again and DU'ers will post forever in peace.

OMG, I think I am going to cry.

:silly:

Come on Will didn't you know that is the way it would go down if only the mean Dem establishment would allow it to happen?

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