Reply #93: I think I know how we can do this! [View All]

[kenny blankenship]

It will take time & patience, it will be expensive, and it will often be painful BUT-
if we concentrate on the basics and work in a series of incremental alterations, we can make Obama acceptable to the Hillaryjugend.

First of all we have to commit to change and begin at once:

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"Everything we know is wrong." They only tell us this because they want to help us win. And since they lost they must have vital insights into winning. Obama is too "out there", they tell us, for hardworking Dems to support. And, so consequently, Mr. Café Au Lait is going to have to swallow a bucket of bleach...

By the time of the last primary in early June, Obama must have completed his nose thinning surgeries and his irises will have had time to adapt, hopefully, to their cobalt blue dye injections...

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Finally, no later than 2 weeks prior to the Convention in August Obama must have had all of his hair grafts implanted

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I have modeled his hair implants on not-just-for-television actor, Topher Grace. He has quintessential White Guy Hair and has already agreed to donate his scalp for our cause.

If any one of these steps is incomplete by the time our nominee is makes his appearance in Denver, either because it was omitted or because Obama's body is rejecting a graft or reacting badly to a de-pigmentation therapy, we can count on a destructive floor fight from recalcitrant Hillarites. These people are not easily fooled! The illusion must be PERFECT or there will be televised chaos from the Convention arena, and the Republicans will triumph in November.

It's a course of action fraught with risk, but it's our our only hope - a great white hope to save us from ourselves.