Reply #15: Here's what I think Obama should say to that, should he ever feel the need to reply... [View All]

[Brotherjohn]

... to such ridiculousness (and against McCain, b/c you know Republicans are more likely to bring this up in the fall).

With tongue planted FIRMLY in cheek:

"Certain supporters of my opponent (not that he has anything to do with it, as far as I know) are circulating the claim that I am a radical Muslim. Now, I wonder about that, because on the one hand, they claim I am a radical Muslim. But on the other hand, they try to smear me because of statements made by the former pastor of my CHRISTIAN church! Now how can both of these things be true? Are you confused, too? It's enough to make my head spin. I don't know... perhaps Rev. Wright is actually not Christian. Perhaps he Osama bin Laden in disguise! Maybe THAT is why McCain and his friend Bush have not been able to find him!"