OK the Magistrate just called Barnicle a turd [View All]

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You know that your station in life has been reduced to ashes when this gentle giant of DU makes a scatological reference.

The Magistrate graces these threads with brief stinging comments that are sharp, witty and to the recipient, devastatingly on target.

And always the rapier thrust is delivered with politeness, Sir.

Mike Barnicle you have just been tagged like the side of a Denny's one block from the Hollywood exit off of the 405. And, Sir, its going to last longer than a prison tattoo embossed on your forehead.

Once the Magistrate has labeled you a turd, it is a life sentence and there is no appeal.

From now on you will be referred to as Turdicle.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7693735&mesg_id=7693811


Barnicle, Sir, Is A Turd

Bailiff, next case please.