Reply #43: These stories are like eating peanuts... [View All]

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I just can't stop. e.g., I found this thread from a Google on "todd palin+clothes." I am hopeless. But I have a day off from my job here in Egypt. Which is located, as most of you know, in the northern part of that big country, Africa.

And Newsweek has SEVEN MORE DAYS of this wonderful stuff to dish. To paraphrase a Wonkette poster: it's like seven early Christmases!

Come and listen to my story 'bout a dude named Todd,
A poor Wasilla-billy, barely kept his family shod,
Then one day he was helping wifey rule,
When up from Real America come a gullible old fool.

McCain, that is. John. Sugar Daddy, they're not just for the fe-males anymore...

Well, the first thing you know old Todd's a-looting stores,
Buying more silk panties than a herd of Vegas whores,
Wifey said, "Credit crunch? Never heard of such a thing!"
And she made a buncha staffers use their plastic for her bling.

That's jewelry. And lipstick for some hypothetical pig...probably that one over yonder wearin' nothin' but the two towels...

Well, now it's time to say good-bye to Todd and all his kin,
But they'll be back, YOU BETCHA, when they figure out the spin,
And they'll wander like a herd of moose to this locality,
To plunder Neiman-Marcus on another shopping spree!

Er...except that McCain feller said something about not letting a door hit you somewhere...