Just for old time's sake...a Dave Letterman Top 10 from 2000 [View All]

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Top 10 things the Founding Fathers would say if they were still alive:

1. "Remember that electoral college thing we made up when we were drunk? They're still using it!"

2. "Maybe that ruthless monarchy thing in England wasn't such a bad idea after all..."

3. "Good to see Florida is still using the same old voting machines"

4. "That's odd -- in my day, we also had a senator named Strom Thurmond"

5. "So that's the Washington Monument? Yeah, in his dreams"

6. "Giuliani has really wrecked Times Square"

7. "We risk our lives to form this great nation and you wanna let George W. Bush run it?!"

8. "Back in our time there certainly wasn't anyone as man-tastic as Ricky Martin"

9. "Who hath let ye dogs out?"

10. "Fuck this, we're going to Canada!"