Reply #79: Insert English Vicar-inserting-things-bumwise joke here [View All]

[kenny blankenship]

Hello is this the Emergency Room? Right. Vicar Lodgepole here, I think you better send the ambulance. I've just had an 'orrible crack up in the Rectory. Yes, again. I was putting doors on all of our kitchen cabinets D.I.Y. you see, and of course I was working on the step ladder. I was high up in the air, to get at the top hinges and I was thinking, My Goodness but it is scorching up here! The high ceilings you know and the hot oven going all day in Summer...So thinking nothing of it I took my trousers off. And I happened to be "going commando" as they say. Well, this time of year happens to be beet season and the kitchen was just absolutely full of...What do you mean "Oh here we go"?