Carrie Prejean - where do you see her in ten years? [View All]

[CarlaLevin]

I know her fifteen minutes are over, although she WAS invoked in some ridiculously disingenuous comparisons to the new Miss USA's fully clothed pole dancing, but I missed the original schadenfreude on this board so forgive me dredging her up.

Once the tide of history makes marriage equality a relaity, as I think it will, she'll be the tiniest of footnotes - like Bull Connor in a bikini. But I am asking people to look into their crystal balls and speculate what her personalsituation will be in ten or fifteen or twenty years (snark encouraged btw!).

One thing I am pretty sure of is that the football player will not be marrying her! The so-called engagement is to give her a little face saving cover (IMO) for a shack up - nothing wrong with living together UNLESS you've built you public image on being Miss Christian Goody Two-Shoes, eh? If he is similar minded fundy, then why would he pick a woman with sex tapes in her past that could come out at any time and humiliate him as well as her? Plus I think he has previously dated party girl Tara Reid. NO, IMO, he wants to f*kc her for a few months and is willing to play along with the engaged charade to do so.

So where does that leave Miss Carrie's future? Hooters waitress? Botoxed trophy wife to guy twice her age? Living in a trailer strewn with empty vodka bottles trying to convince people she really WAS Miss California? Or maybe trading in "You're being inappropriate!" for a new signature phrase "Welcome to McDonald's, I'm Carrie - may I take you order please?"

I know ... this is sooooo unworthy ... but I just can't get enough of watching her fail!