Reply #15: Prayer WORKS, Goddamn it! Just ask cousin Tommy! [View All]

[asteroid2003QQ47]

He prayed every night for God to send him some one to kill.
After closing his convenience store for the night, he, sack of
money in hand was walking his clerk to her car in the parking lot
at the rear of the store when out of the shadows, her boyfriend
struck him with a shovel, snatched the cash and sprinted for the
far side of the parking lot. With God's help, Tommy recovered in
time to rain a hail of lead into the perp thus ensuring that his
career in crime had come to an abrupt end.

Don't ever tell cousin Tommy prayer doesn't work!