Reply #37: Yup, "auto-pilot" is a wonderful thing [View All]

[Lazpash]

When I was attacked outside of Jack's (a lesbian bar) my martial arts training took over. I wasn't even thinking about WHAT to do, I was just doing it. Fortunately it was just 2 punk kids who had NO training one did have a bat though. But I was able to take it away from him. Had a pretty bad BRUISE from not "quite" doing that correctly on my forearm, but not so bad that it wasn't usable for the remainder of the fight.

I could be wrong, but I'd bet $$ that they never tried THAT again (at least not on a lesbian ;)

Wondering what they said about the cuts above their eyes, the fat lips, the black eye(s) though...

I had a fat lip and a bruised forearm... they landed a couple other "hits" but nothing that left any "sign" that they had. Not that I recall, anyway. I was just lucky it was only 2, usually they run in packs of 6 or more.