I just learned the news! And it gave me a new perspective on what Keith said tonight! [View All]

[Berry Cool]

The news is out...there will be an Ohio Dem debate Feb. 26, and it will be at Cleveland State!

And it will be aired by...NBC.

Brian Williams will moderate. Crap.

But...but...but...does anyone else remember what Keith did tonight?

He did all but pull a Horshack "Me, me, me, Mr. Kotter" at his desk, volunteering to moderate another debate!

In other words, he was trying to tell his employers: No, DON'T send Brian to Cleveland, send ME!!!!

And for that, there can be only one reason.

You think he's that desperate to tour the Rock Hall? Eat a Polish Boy? I think not.

Well, OK, he probably DOES want to tour the A Christmas Story House.

But...why else is he so hot to come here?

I think we all know the answer to that, ladies and gentlemen.

He loves me...he wants to date me... :loveya:

...Yeah, and then I woke up.

But hey, a girl can dream.