I Wake Up Each Day With 100% Renewed Expectation and Confidence That [View All]

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the media and newspapers were going to do a complete 180 overnight and all of a sudden report on things exactly as I want them to. I wake up fully expecting that the talking heads on cable news will proclaim the err of their ways and become my personal heroes by speaking exactly about everything I want them to.

I also wake up each day 100% thinking that this time there will be a sack filled with a million dollars under my pillow.

I wake up each day 100% convinced that when I turn the flame on the stove on it will form icicles.

I wake up each day 100% expecting that this time when I jump off the stairs I will actually be able to fly.

I wake up each day totally thinking that though it is January I will be able to go outside shirtless in north jersey and lay out in the sun to get a tan.

I wake up each day just KNOWING that today is the day that every where I go to buy stuff they will say "no, don't pay us, it is free today"

I wake up each day expecting fairies, pixies and leprechauns to be dancing and flying around my bed.


Oh, wait, no I don't. I don't wake up with any of these expectations. If I did, I'd probably be deemed an utter fool.