Reply #6: Alert the media. [View All]

[dbmk]

We might have some breaking news. An until now supposedly unsubstantiated presidential would-be nominee has been revealed to have had substance in his past. And not just the kind he got high on. Well, I guess he might have gotten high on both.

I just submitted the following through MSNBCs breaking news form:
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I have just witnessed the most astonishing thing.

First let me say that my astonishment is no less for the fact that I would have expected this to be revealed by hardworking journalists, of which I presume you have some in your staff. In fact I had been lead to believe the opposite of what I saw and learned.

Now sit down, before you read this:



wait for it...




Barack Obama has substance!

If that ain't breaking news...
Read these astonishing tales! - be warned though - by the end you will dread ever having aired the word substance or the likes. There is so much substance there that it will bore you out of your skull. I promise:

http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/02/obama-actually.html
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/2/20/201332/807/36/458633
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/02/solutions-adden.html
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/02/but-wait-theres.html
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/02/all-the-rest.html

Please send this to Olbermann. I would love for him to bore your viewers with this stuff. Pretty sure they would be amazed - in an extremely bored kind of way - too.
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