- Members of Congress, as usual, breaking their backs to get *'s handshake and/or signature.
- Bush reheating his old shit from previous addresses
- Bush retelling his old lie about being concerned about greenhouse gases (remember Christie Whitman?)
- The GOP peeing themselves with glee every time * leaned on the podium and said something insincere with his eyes squinted
- The endless bullshit afterwards
- Andrew Card, and his newly re-discovered southern accent, praising *
- The gov of Kansas sounding a thousand times more sensible than * but still not saying much
Who invented this game? Let's find a new one.